The Sunday School teacher was asking why Little Johnny was late.
"I was going fishing but my father would not let me," replied Little Johnny.
"You are lucky to have a fine father like this. I am sure he explained to you why you should not go fishing on Sunday."
"Yes Ma'ma. He said there just was not enough bait for both of us to go."
The arithmetic teacher proposed the following to the class, "If there are three crows on a fence and one is shot, how many would be left?"
After a short time, Little Johnny shouts out, "Two left."
The teachers response, "I'm afraid you don't get the point. Let me repeat the joke. There were three crows on a fence and one is shot, how many would be left?
Johnny replied again, "Two left."
Teacher, "No, none would be left, because when one is shot, the other two would fly away."
Johnny, "That's what I said, TWO LEFT!!!"
Little Johnny's teacher was preparing the students for the upcoming Spelling Bee when she asked Johnny to "Spell Straight."
Little Johnny: "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T."
Teacher: "Correct; what does it mean?"
Little Johnny: "Without ginger ale."