little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.

Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.

When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”

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posted by "Raj Padmanathan " |
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Teacher: "What does it mean when Astronomers refer to planets in the Goldilocks Zone?"

Little Johnny: "It’s planets with bears on it."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Little Johnny's mother: "Johnny, your teacher mailed me a permission slip so she could offer you the part of a marionette in the school play and I signed it."

Little Johnny: "I know and she offered me the part but I turned it down. You never want to play a part that has that many strings attached."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Teacher: "Why does an elephant have a trunk?"

Little Johnny: "Because it doesn't have a glove compartment!"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |