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Favorite this joke Teacher: According to native lore a man rose from the earth and stood before a great plumb tree. Every time he tried to eat of the fruit a large wolf snarled said “Eat not the fruit or I shall bite you.” Does anyone know the meaning of this classic dilemma?
Little Johnny: Sometimes it’s ok to settle, prunes aren’t all that bad.
Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future. Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.
Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.
When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said, “I want to marry Susie.”
Teacher: "What does it mean when Astronomers refer to planets in the Goldilocks Zone?"
Little Johnny: "It’s planets with bears on it."
Little Johnny's mother: "Johnny, your teacher mailed me a permission slip so she could offer you the part of a marionette in the school play and I signed it."
Little Johnny: "I know and she offered me the part but I turned it down. You never want to play a part that has that many strings attached."
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