little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Teacher: Little Johnny, why is the wall in China referred to as the "Great Wall?"

Little Johnny: Because the word "Swell" just didn't quite do it.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Little Johnny's family had guests for dinner.

The dessert was apple pie. Mom cut the pieces and Little Johnny carried them to the table.

He gave the first piece to Dad, who passed it to a guest.

Little Johnny came in with the second piece and gave it to Dad, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Mother (to sleeping Little Johnny): "Little Johnny, wake up! It’s twenty to eight."

Little Johnny (half asleep): "In whose favor?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |