little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
2 votes

The teacher asked the class to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars.

Every pupil except Little Johnny began to write immediately. Little Johnny sat idle, twiddling his thumbs, looking out the window.

Teacher collected the papers, and Little Johnny handed in a blank sheet.

“Why Little Johnny,” the teacher said, ”everyone has written two pages or more, while you have done nothing. Why is that?

“Well,” replied Little Johnny, “that’s what I would do if I had a million dollars.”

2 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Are you good in history?

Little Johnny: Yes and no.

Teacher: What does that mean?

Little Johnny: Yes, I’m no good in history.

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 5 votes
 

Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

After reviewing Little Johnny's report card, Johnny's mother gave praise for the marks he received except for one class. "Johnny, I wish you would pay a little attention to your arithmetic."

"Well I do," Johnny replied. "I pay as little attention to arithmetic as possible."

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Everleigh" |