The teacher asked her students which state they thought has the most cows. A little girl raised her hand and said Texas! The teacher said, that right, you get an A.
Now which state do you think has the most sheep? A little boy raised his hand and said Montana! The teacher said that's right you get an A.
Who can tell me which state has the most turkeys? Little Johnny raised his hand and said, that's easy, Washington D.C.
The teacher gave him an A+.
Little Johnny was on the playground having a disagreement with another boy. The teacher comes out and tells the boys the best way to solve problems is to be agreeable and also open to compromise.
Little Johnny replies, "OK, I’ll agree to let him compromise."
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Johnny raised his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife or girlfriend!"