little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Why did Little Johnny bring a ladder to school?

He wanted a higher education.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Teacher: If you had 4 balls in your left pocket and 6 balls in your right pocket, what would you have?

Little Johnny: Really big pockets!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher: How many feet are in a yard?

Little Johnny: It depends on how many people are standing in it.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was.

Grandma answered, "39 and holding."

Johnny thought about that and then asked, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |