little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny was in his first grammar class when the teacher asked him if he could give a simple sentence.

Little Johnny grinned real big and said, " I eat six eggs for breakfast."

His teacher replied, "You mean ate?"

Little Johnny thought for a bit. then said, "Maybe it was eight eggs I eat."

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posted by "Wade Hall" |
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Teacher: "Little Johnny, spell 'blind pig'."

Little Johnny: "B-L-N-D, space, P-G."

Teacher: "You forgot the two I's."

Little Johnny: "No, I didn't. A blind pig has no I's."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Why did Little Johnny bring a ladder to school?

He wanted a higher education.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Teacher: If you had 4 balls in your left pocket and 6 balls in your right pocket, what would you have?

Little Johnny: Really big pockets!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |