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Favorite this joke Little Johnny is visiting his grandma for the weekend. "Would you like a piece of cake, Johnny Dear?" Grandma asks.
"Yes, please," Johnny replies.
"That's a good boy, Johnny," Grandma says happily. "I love to hear you say please."
"And if you want to hear me say it again, you can put some ice cream on it," Johnny replies.
Little Johnny: "Daddy, remember that big chocolate cake Mommy made for the bake sale, and I promised not to eat any of it?"
Dad: "Yes, son."
Little Johnny: "And remember how you promised that if I did, I would get a time out?"
Dad: "Yes, son."
Little Johnny: "Well, now that I've broken my promise, it's probably only fair that you break yours too."
For his birthday, Little Johnny's parents gave him a bowl of goldfish. His mother carefully explains to him how much responsibility comes with owning a pet and tells him to make sure he remembers to give the fish the care they need every day.
Johnny is responsible with the fish for about one week, after which he begins forgetting to look after them, leaving his parents to feed the fish and clean the tank. After a couple of days, Johnny's mom and dad bring the issue up to him.
"Now Johnny," says his mother. "You have to be more responsible."
"Do you know how many times those fish would have died if we hadn't been there?" his father adds.
"Uhm, I don't know," Johnny replies. "Once?"
Teacher: "I have went. That's wrong isn't it?"
Little Johnny: "Yes ma'am."
Teacher: "Why is it wrong?"
Little Johnny: "Because you ain't went yet."
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