little johnny jokes

Category: "Little Johnny Jokes"
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Little Johnny asked his dad, "What do you do when you put one foot on the boat and the other on the dock?"

"Swim," replied his dad. "You fall in, and then you swim."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Teacher: What has the 2016 election taught us?

Little Johnny: You don't need to hold press conferences if you have a Twitter account!

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posted by "Marty" |
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Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?

Little Johnny: Just the squashed one.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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As the first grade teach bent over to pick up an eraser, little Joey started to giggle. "Teacher, I just saw your stockings."

The teacher replied, "You will stay in for recess with that remark."

Later, she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk as little Mikey began to giggle, "Teacher, I just saw your knees."

The teacher demanded he go to the office immediately for that remark. Still later she bent way down to pick up a piece of paper and little Billy began to clean out his desk and head for the door. Teacher asked Billy where he was going.

He replied, "Teacher, I see my school days are over."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |