People are like drums...
They make noise when you hit them with sticks.
Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
How do musicians pay their debts?
With quarter notes.
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.