musician jokes

Question: What can you get if you have 50 cent?

Answer: Hip-Hop and Rap.

What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?

"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."

What musical note do you hear when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!

On a first date, the young man thought he'd impress the young lady, a piano and voice teacher, by taking her to a karaoke bar.

After going up and singing a song, and now feeling confident as ever, he thought he'd ask a music question to impress her even more. He asked her, "What key did I sing that in?"

She replied, "Most of them."