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Favorite this joke A little boy thanked his grandfather for the set of drums he bought him for his birthday. “They’re the best present I’ve ever had,” he said. “They’ve already earned me $80.”
“Wow!”’ said the grandfather. “You must have learned to play them real good!”
“Not really,” said the boy. “But Mom gives me $5 not to play them during the day, and Dad gives me $5 not to play them in the evening.”
A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.
Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”
A music store was robbed last week...
Thieves made away with the lute.
Two music lovers were being held hostage and both were going to be shot. One of them was a country music lover and the other enjoyed all types of music. Before they were shot they were asked for one last request before they died.
The country music lover said, "I would like to listen to 'Achy Breaky Heart' 50 times in a row..."
The other music lover said, "Please, shoot me first!"
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