musician jokes

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I think the rap world may be shrinking...

It used to be The Notorious B.I.G., Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, and a big list of others...

Now it is Lil Wayne, Lil Bow Wow, Lil Kim and a long little list of other littles.

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posted by "JCVD" |
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The percussionist, tired of being teased by her band-mates, decides to switch instruments.

She walks into the local music shop, points to her choices and says, “I’ll take that trumpet and that accordion.”

The shop assistant looks at her for a second and replies, “Okay, you can take the fire extinguisher, but the radiator’s not for sale.”

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Patient: "Doctor, all day I've been feeling like a mouth organ."

Dr: "That's funny, there was a lady in this morning with the same problem."

Patient: "Yep, that would have been our Monica."

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posted by "Craig H" |
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What type of music do unpaid musicians play?

Baroque!

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posted by "Elaine Kolasa" |