I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.
They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.
Just spoke with Bill Withers.
I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"
An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...
I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.