musician jokes

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Famed composer Johann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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“Are part-time band leaders semiconductors?”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Question: What can you get if you have 50 cent?

Answer: Hip-Hop and Rap.

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posted by "Emmydom" |
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What did the conductor say when asked to play "The Messiah"?

"I don't think my orchestra can Handel it."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |