My friend called me and said, "Meet me at the Vinyl Shop in 45."
I made it there in 33, which was Record Time!
"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."
"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."
What’s the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Talonted!