Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.
A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.
"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."
Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?
A: More New Age music!