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Favorite this joke I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...
Is when they find a head out on the highway.
Jordan: "By the way, did you know that I once sang for the Queen of Sheba?"
Bob: "No kidding, really?"
Jordan: "Well... That's what she told me, anyway. She said, 'If you're a singer, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.'"
So, it's me and an x-ray tech who's around 30 years younger than me.
Me: I'm going to see The Eagles tonight.
Tech: Who?
Me: The Eagles. The 70s rock band.
Tech: That's cool. Which casino they playing at?
Harold: "That singer has a terrible voice. Who is she, anyway?"
Joe: "She's my wife."
Harold: "Well, uhm, uh, I didn't really mean her voice, I meant the awful music she has to sing. Who wrote it, anyway?"
Joe: "I did."
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