musician jokes

Category: "Musician Jokes"
1 votes

What’s the best present you can gift?

A broken drum.

Nobody can beat that.

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$9.00 won 1 votes
 

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "aod318" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

I was just on the phone with a company that said I won my choice of either $500 or tickets to see an Elvis Presley tribute band...

I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show!

3 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |