Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?
They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!
Why did the members of a new rock band wear costumes, masks, and capes?
Why else, because they were a super-group!