musician jokes

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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.

"What's the matter?!" she asked.

"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.

"What are you talking about?"

"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house."

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People are like drums...

They make noise when you hit them with sticks.

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Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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posted by "danmug" |
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How do musicians pay their debts?

With quarter notes.

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posted by "wadejagz" |