Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same names?
Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.
How do musicians pay their debts?
With quarter notes.
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?
A: A tattoo.