Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?
He won the NO-BELL prize.
As i watched my dog chasing his tail I thought how easily dogs are amused...
Then, I thought how easily amused i am watching my dog chase his tail.
Sign on wine truck...
In case of ACCIDENT:
BRING LOTS OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
Ban Pre-Shredded cheese!
Make America GRATE again!