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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Existentially.

Existentially, who?

I know what you mean.

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posted by "Spartanical" |

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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posted by "vnk" |

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!

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posted by "João Lucas" |

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce Who?

Let us make this paper.

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posted by "Carol" |