Knock Knock...
Whose there?
Burglar...
Burglar who?
Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owls say...
Owls say who?
Yes, yes they do.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!