Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Look.
Look who?
Look to see who's there will you!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.