Do you know the new type of knock knock joke that starts with "no me neither?"
"No."
"Me neither."
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
The electrician...
The electrician who?
The electrician who you called earlier, I understand you’ve been having some problems with your door bell?
Knock, knock...
Who’s there?
Terrible English Teacher...
Terrible English Teacher who?
It’s Whom.