knock knock jokes

Category: "Knock Knock Jokes"
2 votes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, this joke is pointless.

2 votes

posted by "Adie Peter" |
2 votes

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?


Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

2 votes

posted by "chill" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}

Who is it?


Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!

Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Michael Stephen Douglas" |
2 votes


Who's there?


Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!

2 votes

posted by "alexander" |