knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Don't you mean, "to whom"?

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Dish.

Dish Who?

Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

Gesundheit!

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Eskimo Christians.

Eskimo Christians who?

Eskimo Christians, I'll tell you no lies.