Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?
Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry.
Dad: Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
Mom: How make chicken
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.