technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
2 votes

The place where I work decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, we arranged for the phones to be sent to the homes of the various VIP's.

The day after delivery, I received a call from a partner screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up.

I asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it. "I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone."

"Did you put the battery in the phone?"

"Not the extra one."

"Sir, the phone only came with one battery."

(Pause) "Oh, I think I figured out what's wrong with it."

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posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

A man once drove his car into a river and I watched it turn into a mobile phone...

One minute, a Kia!

Next minute, Nokia!

1 votes

posted by "Kovin Siva" |
0 votes

Almost every person is talking about getting an iPhone 7. I am the very first person to get an iPhone 8.

It's true, I have an iPhone 8!

Only problem is I used up all my data just downloading all the apps I needed.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!

Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.

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posted by "Marty" |