technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
$8.00 won 5 votes

Mom: How make chicken

Daughter: What?

Mom: Where buy chicken

Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.

Mom: Avocado

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years, comes with a guarantee — for two years.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mary" |
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Sometimes computers lag so much, it hertz!

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posted by "Gabriel" |