technology jokes

Category: "Technology Jokes"
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It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"

Is anyone else having this problem?

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posted by "Marty" |
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small, deserted island one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.

Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands pulled out the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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Most people will say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

An engineer will say, "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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"What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?" asked the incoming college freshman.

The professor replied, "Mechanical engineers design weapons and civil engineers design targets."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |