I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”
My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”
I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.
Why should most electronic appliances not be shipped by air?
Because they need to be grounded.
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "Oh, no. I'm supposed to install it to get it to work?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it usually helps."
“I feel like carp today...”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”