Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "Oh, no. I'm supposed to install it to get it to work?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it usually helps."
“I feel like carp today...”
“Yeah, you look a little fishy.”
Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”