Did you hear about the Andeluvian that wore out her DVD player re-winding them?
What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
It used to be cool to have a Gold tooth, now its a cheap Bluetooth!!!
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.