animal jokes

What button does a dog push on the DVD player?

The PAWS button!

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They thought they deserved a better celery!

A big bullfrog is in the middle of the swamp crying out his lament about being stuck so far from all the action.

Out of nowhere this fairy godmother appears and tells him he will have an encounter with a beautiful young woman in three years. The bullfrog asks this fairy godmother why it will take so long.

"The woman is only in eighth grade now, and will not be dissecting frogs in Biology until her Junior year."

A cow and a pig are watching TV.

Pig: Wanna watch something scary?

Cow: Okay by me.

So the pig changes channel to the Food Network.