animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Q: Why should you never give a bear alot of food?

A: Because they won't be able to bear it all.

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posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
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A baby mouse sees a bat flying overhead and says, "Mom! I think I see an angel!"

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital who was 'all torn up'. "What happened?" he asked.

"Well, we were hunting the Mamba snake. It has orange and black stripes. It likes to sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle. You catch it by grabbing the tip of its tail with one hand and quickly running your other hand up the length of its body so you can grab it behind the neck."

"Go on." the friend said.

"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end and rapidly moved my other hand upward, just as the procedure goes."

"So why are you so beaten up?" the friend asked.

"Have you ever 'goosed' a tiger?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a dinosaur that turns small words into big words?

A Thesaurus!

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posted by "Samuel Donner" |