animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
0 votes

What did the turkey say to the chicken on Thanksgiving?

You're clucky, you're not a turkey.

0 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Q: What did the sick fish say to his friend?

A: I'm a little green around the gills.

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jonathan Alan Miller" |
1 votes

Two bats and a bunny walk into a restaurant and order a round of pizzas. The waiter brings out the order, and when they're finished he says, "That'll be 68 bucks, guys."

The bunny pays, and the waiter says, "We don't get a lot of customers like you guys in here, you know."

The bunny says, "At 68 bucks for three small pizzas, I'm not surprised."

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

Fish Number One: "I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to get out of this lake."

Fish Number Two: "Looks like you've already donated. Now what's your excuse?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |