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Favorite this joke A dog gave birth to puppies near the road... and was cited for littering.
What did the turkey say to the chicken on Thanksgiving?
You're clucky, you're not a turkey.
Q: What did the sick fish say to his friend?
A: I'm a little green around the gills.
Two bats and a bunny walk into a restaurant and order a round of pizzas. The waiter brings out the order, and when they're finished he says, "That'll be 68 bucks, guys."
The bunny pays, and the waiter says, "We don't get a lot of customers like you guys in here, you know."
The bunny says, "At 68 bucks for three small pizzas, I'm not surprised."
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