animal jokes

Do you know why a bunny rabbit nose is always shiny?
Because its powder puff is on the other end.

What do you call a male dog with no legs?

It doesn't make a difference what you call him, he can not come any way.

What goes Mu-Mu?

A cow that studders.

What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?

A cow with no lips.