animal jokes

Customer: I'd like some poison for mice please.

Chemist: Have you tried Boots?

Customer: I want to poison them, not kick them to death.

Boy : I lost my dog!

Girl : Well, why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?

Boy : What's the good of that my dog can't read?

Q:What did the Grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?

A:Nothing, It just let out a little Whine!

How is a snail stronger than an elephant?

Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!