animal jokes

Eagle asks a girl, "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?"

Girl, "Yeah, Because it's ill-eagle!"

“How good are elephants at hiding in trees?”

“What do you mean? Elephants don't hide in trees.“

"Well, have you ever seen one?”

Where do you get dragon milk?

From cows with short legs!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.