animal jokes

In school we were taught that Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. However, none of the offspring survived.

What do you call the breeze from a wagging tail?

Tail Wind!

The pet shop in my town is advertising free chips with every cat.

Me being the funny guy I am, I decided to take their sign and put it outside the Chinese Restaurant.

Why do you never see an elephant up a tree?

Because they are really good at it.