animal jokes

Q:What did the Grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?

A:Nothing, It just let out a little Whine!

How is a snail stronger than an elephant?

Because an elephant carries his trunk, but a snail carries his house!

Eagle asks a girl, "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?"

Girl, "Yeah, Because it's ill-eagle!"

“How good are elephants at hiding in trees?”

“What do you mean? Elephants don't hide in trees.“

"Well, have you ever seen one?”