animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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A Hamster, a Cat and a Dog all live in the same house. The Hamster decided she wanted to go on a journey, so she packed a bag and put on her favorite hat and started on her way. The Cat noticed the Hamster was preparing to leave so she decided since there wouldn't be anyone to chase she would follow just far enough behind the hamster as to not tip her off. She packed a bag and put on her favorite sweater. Then waited for the hamster to be just far enough away. Then she followed. The Dog noticed the Cat was leaving he didn't want to be left alone with no one there to chase. So packed what he could carry in a small bag and grabbed his favorite chew toy. Then waited just long enough for the Cat to get a little further away and then followed just far enough behind as to not tip off the Cat. Then as the Dog was following the Cat and the Cat was following the Hamster the local animal control caught the Dog and the Cat. While the Hamster looked on with a big grin from ear to ear.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Lisa Thofson" |
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Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "samantha hardy" |
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Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Sharon" |
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Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!”
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!”

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posted by "Anonymous" |