Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!
Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?
A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.
Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!”
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!”
Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?
At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?"
He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”