animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!

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posted by "samantha hardy" |
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Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.

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posted by "Sharon" |
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Three ducks, in line, are crossing the road. “The duck in the back says, “Quack, quack!”
The duck in the front says, “Hey, I’m moving as fast as I can!”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Did you hear about the snail that got beat up by two turtles?

At the police station they asked him, “Did you get a good look at the turtles that did this?"

He said, “No, it all happened so fast.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |