animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Bargains at the pet shop:
A hummingbird that knows the words
A bloodhound with hypoglycemia
A chameleon that's stuck on green
A depressed hyena
An absent-minded elephant

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posted by "kelly1002" |
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Did you hear about the baby mouse that saw a bat?
He ran home and told his mother he’d seen and angel…

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
“There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”
To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray ….”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Two fleas were walking out of a cinema when they discovered it was raining hard.
“Shall we walk?” said one flea.
“No,” said the other, “Let’s take a dog.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |