animal jokes

If a flea and a fly pass each other, what time is it?
Fly past flea.

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: He quacks up.

Q: What do you get if you put a 20 ducks in a box?

A: A box of Quakers

Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies