animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line’”.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,
"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,
"Water".

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posted by "Analiese" |
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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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posted by "Dennis Drake" |