One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line’”.
Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.
“Why was Junior so happy this evening?” asked father rabbit.
“Well”, explained mother rabbit, “he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply”