Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. "Rough rough".
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Did you hear about the frog who went to the library to get some reading material? As the librarian on duty suggested a list of titles, the frog was heard replying, "Read it…read it...read it...."
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
The kitten complained, "Mamma, I'm soooo hungry! What can we eat?"
To which the mamma cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How about some baskin' robbins?"
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."