animal jokes

Mother rabbit to her small bunny:
"A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???
You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

One caterpillar to another, as they watch a butterfly:
"You'll never get me up in one of those things."

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."