animal jokes

Two snails went to an auto race. There were twenty six cars, so instead of numbers the cars were identified by letters from A to Z.

As the race started, the 'S' car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, "Hey, look at that 'S' car go!"

A man and his dog walk into a bar and sit on bar stools. The man says I want a Bud. The dog says I want a very dry Martini with three olives.

A guy at a nearby table says to his friend, "My God, did you hear that?"

The friend says, "So what, lots of people like three olives in their Martinis."

Why should you do what a police dog with pups wants you to do?
Because you should obey the "litter of the law".

Two fish in a tank one says to the other
"How do you drive this thing"