animal jokes

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!"

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idoit's house?

Knock, knock................

The chicken is at your door?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the others a little lighter....