animal jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idoit's house?

Knock, knock................

The chicken is at your door?

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the others a little lighter....

What do you call a three legged dog?

Tripod!

What do you call a two legged dog?

Bipod!

What do you call a one legged dog?

Pogo!

So a duck walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender says, "No!".

The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender says, "No!".

The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender says, "No! And if you come back again I'll staple your beak to the bar".

The duck walks out, comes back the next day and asks the Bartender, "Got any staples?"

The bartender says, "No!".

"Got any gwapes"?