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Adekunle

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Member Since : Jan, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: Nigeria
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Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.

Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.

Girl: Can u kill a lion 4 me?

Boy: Are u sick? How can I kill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.

Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.

Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to kill?

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
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A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk.

As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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