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Favorite this joke A new neighbour called the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on the road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here. I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
Q: Why don't animals play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Customer: I'd like some poison for mice please.
Chemist: Have you tried Boots?
Customer: I want to poison them, not kick them to death.
Boy : I lost my dog!
Girl : Well, why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?
Boy : What's the good of that my dog can't read?
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