animal jokes

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..."

The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, what the hell is wrong with you?"

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator!

A snail goes to buy a car and looks at several models. He looks a the 'z' car, an 'x' car, and an 's' car.

He decides to buy the 's' car.

Now when he drives down the street, everyone says look at that 's'-car-go!

Two cows are standing in a field, one says to the other: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Are you worried?

The other cow replies: Not at all, good thing i am a helicopter