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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
A: "Dam."
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Michael and Timothy had just left the Pub and decided to take a shortcut through O'Leary's farm when they chanced upon O'Leary's prized stallion. Promptly, Timothy raised it's tail, took a quick swipe then applied it to his lips.
Michael, dumbfounded, asked: "Is horse manure good for chapped lips?"
Timothy replied: "I don't know, but it sure keeps me from lickin' em!"
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Why can't leopards play hide and seek? They always get spotted.
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