animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

A: Beef Jerky

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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How you do catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Pangelina " |
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Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they were throwing them, they’d break.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "ERS" |