What did the badger say to the bear?
Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!
What do you get when you cross a elephant with a rhino?
Hellifiknow
My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was. He told her one had a horn and one didn't.
"Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.