The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I want a grilled............... cheese please."
The waiter asks, "What's with the pause?"
The bear replies. "What do you mean, I'm a bear aren't I?
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway... after that he's running out!