animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"

"Yes, this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman, just sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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What did the shark say to the clam when it would not share its candy?

Why are you so shellfish?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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What do two snails do when they have a disagreement?

Slug it out!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |