animal jokes

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"

"Yes, this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman, just sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

What did the shark say to the clam when it would not share its candy?

Why are you so shellfish?

What do two snails do when they have a disagreement?

Slug it out!