What do you call an insane cow removed from his pasture and locked up in a pen?
De-ranged!
If a rooster laid an egg on the top of the roof, which way will the egg fall if the wind is blowing west?
Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.
Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.
City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.
Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!
Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.
Luke: What's so wonderful about that?
Abner: Can you do it?