animal jokes

What do you call an insane cow removed from his pasture and locked up in a pen?

De-ranged!

If a rooster laid an egg on the top of the roof, which way will the egg fall if the wind is blowing west?


Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.

Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.

City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.

Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!

Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.

Luke: What's so wonderful about that?

Abner: Can you do it?