animal jokes

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hoodini!

Some deer were talking with each other in the woods.

"There goes Barney the buck, out on his sales route."

"They say he's their top selling salesdeer, selling cosmetics to the ladies."

"I wonder what makes him so successful?"

"It's simple. He goes doe to doe!"

New research found that pigeons can actually be taught to read and write.

Once the researchers finished teaching the pigeon, the first thing it wrote was, “Get a life, man.”

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"